Yeah, we suck blood. So? What's the fuss?
The best things in life are fleas.
Mammals are the best hosts for us —
plus you help us spreading disease.
Winter-Spring-Summer-Fall,
mice in the wall,
spread pes-til-ence
for one and all.
Trump is forever president...
The best things in life are fleas.
In case you missed it:
Numb. 1241 Donnie's Xmas List...
P.S. It's working.
If Donnie makes Canada 51st state
which
“I can do perfectly legally”
what would WE do with THEIR maple leaf?
How would THEY treat OUR American eagle?
Would THEY distance themselves from foreign kilometers?
Could WE take OUR temperature with THEIR thermometers?
What do WE do with Canadian “U”
which THEY use to misspell “good neighbo(u)rs”?
Could THEY integrate into US society,
casting aside their better behavio(u)rs?
Would WE make a mockery of THEIR CFL,
fake liking curling and hockey?
Would WE have to say “aboot” and “,eh”?
Bilingual, no less? Offic'lly! Oy vey!
If there is no longer a border to cross
how do you police and enforce it?
What do you call International Falls?
Without two nations, it's idiotic!
What would WE do with Canada money?
THEY put THEIR Royals on coinage.
THEIR paper “money”, in fact, is plastic.
Hideous mess, this disjointed joinage!
Here, at The BYSTANDER, we think it best
rather than us “TRUMPing” Canada,
we, in post-Rapture left-behind sane states,
bid Donnie adieu and ask, “MayWE joinYOU?"
Yes, of course, we’d have similar problems,
but, at least, we'd be rid of THE DONALD.
If I choose to make Grand Canyon a lake
by filling it up, how long would it take?
Could I curtail spread of disease
if I execute everyone sneezing?
If I send Don Jr. to retrieve Greenland glaciers,
would that solve our problem with droughts and fires?
Can I move Mexico farther away?
Replace border with moat and water?
If I slow down the Sun as it crosses the sky
will that provide more daylight time?
Mafia Don? Trump and other presidents who flirted with the mob
A new book looks into the complicated relationship between the mob and the White House from Roosevelt to Biden — Guardian
According to [author Eric] Dezenhall, “the thing that makes Trump different from all of the other presidents is he’s the only one who has been shockingly open about talking about” his experiences with the mob.
(Readers are invited to wad Kleenex in their cheeks and do their best brand o’ [😉] Don Corleone as they read to their children beside their fireside.)
Donald J. Trump?
He’s one wise guy.
How do ya know?
Mafia ties.
“Great” presidents —
FDR, Truman —
dealt with the dons.
Listen, it’s human.
Whenever ya wanna
get some stuff done
ya really gotta
know guys with guns.
Sam Giancanna
and JFK?
Shared them a lady,
some people say.
Even St. Reagan,
otherwise anti-mob ,
let pal with “connections”
get on with the job.
Donnie, of course,
dealt in construction,
where knowing bosses,
prevents obstruction.
In the end no one cares
about saints and sinners —
okay, mebbe upstairs —
down here it’s winners.
Donnie plans on killing his lawyers
when he believes he’s going to die
so he will have representation
when greeting St. Peter up in the sky.
When old St Pete does not let him through,
Donnie’ll tell his dead consiglieri,
“Fake saint, sue him and sue God too."
‘Would love to see her faked’: the dark world of sexual deepfakes - and the women fighting back — Guardian
In general, criminals, it is well known,
exhibit high levels of testosterone
which now advances in science have shown
stem from a birth defect, the Y-chromosome,
which if removed from human genome,
will bring us peace before “E.T. phone home".
Purge pagan books from library shelves.
Heave heathen texts from the schools.
Prevent perversion, kids bound for hell
having been Socrates’d by Satan’s tools
force-feeding our nation corrupt education,
regaling children with tales of false deities
prodding them down the path to perdition
filling young minds with ambiguities.
Burn all the books of ancient philosophers.
Out, high thee hence. Go away, Aristotle,
quick, put betwixt us miles and kilometers.
I swear, though dead, if not we will throttle you.
Protect the kiddies from ancient playwrongs,
lest they question the Gospel or Bible.
The idea that gods, though false, do wrong,
could, we’re afraid, make young minds pliable.
Dorothy Parker (after a drink?),
said, “If led to culture, some learn to think.”*
———————————— *Actually, it was “You can lead a horticulture, but you can’t make her think.” Put my misuse down to poetic licentiousness. Also, full disclosure, I have no knowledge that Dottie was drinking when she said it, but I conjecture she said it at Algonquin Round Table, so it would be, I'll warrant, a safe-ish assumption.
