Saturday, January 11, 2025

Numb. 1271 Re-thinking (i.e. Shrinking) Government

Musk and Ramaswamy sending agents across US government to seek cuts

So-called department of government efficiency charged by Trump to help effect radical government shake-up  Guardian

Elon and Ramy embarked on a mission to decommission the government.

This endeavor ever so clever a cunning Trump cover-up Covenant.

Elon a white, South Africa-born it is safe to assume, European genome enthusiast.

Ramy just skimmed Wiki-bio born in Cincinnati, Ohio to Indian Hindu Brahmin-caste immigrants. 

Following accustomed American premises, each would, I expect, see other as nemesis.

But like all self-made bro billionaires, they act/think alike so who the hell cares?


Working together, these birds of two feathers, will figure out whether and/or how to save us.

By Donald, they've been anointed and blessed.

Congress can neither advise nor consent.

(Congressmen, off-the record, distressed,

will, as is their wont, back-stab and vent.)


TENTATIVE DRAFT OF FINAL REPORT PENDING CREATION OF DATA PROVING CONCLUSIONS


Forget how you were taught things were thought to be.

This is how they are and they ought to be.


One really must pity a government

established of, by, and for the people's consent.

Ridiculous notion, it's proven disastrous. 

For present and future exigencies,

leave the mighty to do as we please.


Congress and Courts are no longer needed.

They can be kept, shrunk and unheeded.

Bold, new approaches by them were nixed.

If there are problems, let Donald fix

with billionaire input guys with most dough

always know best how things will go.


[Insert here a million irrelevant pages.

No will notice, at least not for ages.

By which time, I (Elon) will be ensconced on Mars.

My found-and-lost brown friend? Dunno? Selling used cars?]

Numb. 1270 What The Future Could Hold (should we get lucky)

Elon and Donald start podcast. For a goof

they call it “E Musk & Grabby”.

Popularity shoots through the roof,

thereby certifying idea's not too shabby.

Charles and Camilla, although aloof,

chime in online from Westminster Abbey.


Until ... one day, the King shouts, “Forsooth,

the ratings are mine! Ingrate! Serpent's tooth!

Although Elon, at least, is richer than I,

there is only so much money can buy.

It takes generations, ongoing  inbreeding,

to create royal egos SO overweening.

You two are nothing, smart alecks, pretenders.

Off with their heads! Jumped-up EastEnders.”

Friday, January 10, 2025

Numb. 1269 The Game Changer Strikes (Again!)

“Greenland” should be its own separate country.
(Though completely controlled by US.)
I doubt that Danes would dare the effrontery
to completely ignore IMHO request.
Being part AND apart should make “Greenies” smile and
since it’s not green we will call it “TRUMP Island”.

Calling me “Mr. President”

somehow sounds irrelevant.

I cannot bear irrelevancy.

From now on call me “Your Sexcellency”.

Oh, and no more escaping
bowing and scraping.
Such a small thing,
kissing my ring.
So don't make a fuss,
respect my orifice.

Numb. 1268 Vladimir's Cunning Plan

Think-ink make-ink Hrussian hrepublic

hout hov hwhat’s hleft hov Hew Hess

hafter my puppet Donald fuck hup.

Time-ink, doan know, but Hi gess ...

soon, very soon, hrather than hlater.

Honless, he get het by pet halligator

ham send-ink has gift via jet cargo

to hgrate hestate hat HimoralLargo.

Halligator FedHex Florida hassle

heasier carry-ink coals Nuke Hasshole.

Thursday, January 9, 2025

Numb. 1267 Help Wanted

US supreme court rejects Trump bid to call off sentencing in hush-money case — Guardian


NINE Supremes needed immediately.

Must be prepared to behave obediently.

Numb. 1266 No Comment?

In Elon's first job here he worked illegally

so why don't we deport him immediately?

Danes complain of my perfect behavior in

regard to Greenland? Dumb Scandinavians.

DJT

If robocars are really THAT safe,

why not run them in Indy 500?

Human pit crews: vassals and serfs,

and drivers rendered redundant.

NYT v FOX
All the news that’s fit to print
Damnable lies discreetly disguised

The Sun should be honored
when we call it “The Donald"
to help us remember
where the TRUE center is.

Numb. 1265 Donnie Does Confession

After he’d listened to what I had said,

clutching his rosary, shaking his head,

the priest through screen signed as he said,

“Yes, it's a sin to want someone dead.

It is a step on the road to perdition.

This has long been the church’s position.

Go in peace after your Act of Contrition.”


Was that God's truth or a scare tactic?

Thank God for the fact that I'm NOT a Catholic.
So many people are so inconvenient.

When I disappear them, God will be lenient.

Wednesday, January 8, 2025

Numb. 1264 Why DOES Elon Keep Sending Me Email?

Surely someone smart as Elon

would realize anyone as woebegon

and decrepit as I will not respond

to repeated offers for magical heaters

or miracle gizmo electric bill beaters.

How can Elon reach for the stars,

think about building best cars on Mars,

mold Donald into the first of our tsars,

still find the time to fill my inbox

with offers for gadgetry he says really rocks?

Could these emails not be truly Elon’s?

Phishing scams from third world peons?

If Elon did send them he must have his reasons.

You just gotta trust a man for all seasons.

I'd better answer and do it fast.

These things sell quick, supplies will not last.

Credit card number and CVV,

expiry date, okay, yessiree.

Exceptional deals. FOX News agrees.

And to think Elon chose them expressly for me.

Numb. 1263 Do Not Want Ads

Unemployed Syrian torturer
if needed could be debaucherer

proficient in skills still in demand

could be trump card in the right hand

seeking safe place to emigrate

would prefer one-party state

————————————————————————

Soon to be freed political prisoner,

QAnon, MAGAthon, toxic FOX listener

cannot believe Donald's a liar

seeking position as climate denier

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Handsome,

ex-Congressman,

devastating debater

seeking job other

than busboy or waiter

willing to do

whatever comes next

will go on daetz 😉

pay teens for sex😛

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Retired desirable middle-aged model
Experienced listener to infantile twaddle
In SAD relationship with know-nothing know-it-all
No interest at present in anything coital

Tuesday, January 7, 2025

Numb. 1262 Trump THAT!

What in heaven is wrong with Melania?

Channeling Jacqueline Kennedy?

Why do women let pigmen walk over them?

Paleolithic supremity!

Jackie is dead, but since the shoe fits,

Mel must be gifted Swift's Greatest Hits.


Donnie's response to E. Jean decision,

a TRUMP archetypical gripe,

“I don't rape anyone in ANY position,

if I do not feel there my type.

And I hafta say NO ill-intent

I gotta fuck 'em, they preconsent.”

If  Carter’s funeral gets bigger crowds

than Donald’s inauguration

can we expect a knock-on effect

will Donald demand reverse exhumation?

Trump:

Colombia being “gem of the ocean”,
all lands and oceans are ours.
America being largest and greatest,
TRUMP rules on Earth, Elon on Mars.

Numb. 1261 Unbiased Opinion Of A Jan. 6 Participant

It was very scary on 6 January

when peaceful assemblies fought back,

tearful and fearful but always cheerful,

against vicious Deep State attackers

who beat themselves silly

(and diddled their willies)

as affable citizens stared

aghast at their madness,

their infinite badness 

but refused to respond ’cuz they cared

about law and order, defending borders

from invasions of Hispanic criminals

eager to slaughter, rape wives and daughters.

Despicable groups. And individuals.

We showed our bravery combating knavery

and now we will reap our reward.

Trump triumphant. Vengeance abundant.

Let’s kill the bastards. Let's praise The Lord.

Monday, January 6, 2025

Numb. 1260 Donnie On Truth Syrup (width missed spellings)

I never could dance like Fred Austere.

I hate everyone who suspects my hair.

As Rupe says in headlines NOW IT CAN BE TOLD:

I’m not only senile, I’m ever so old.

But miracle pills Doc" Elon prescribed

can keep me viral, and what's more alive.

(Since meeting Elon I now comprehend

all that I missed lacking African friends.)

Everything presently's going to plan,

Forever young, I'm Dylan or Pete or Pan!

With my Niagara Falls of Viagra,

America, I am so gonna shag ya.

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