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New Patient Notes 

Patient presents Jehovah Complex.

Fittingly that is his name.

Pronounced malignant narcissist tendencies.

Question to self: Mother to blame?

Believes Universe is his creation.

Unable to budge from ideation.

Obsessing about “cosmic inflation”.

Says he prefers insignificant nation.

Perhaps suggest needs a vacation?

“Created” space/time, became lonely

with no one to show it off to.

Dabbled with plants, fiddled with animals

neither of which he found fulfilling:

creation refusing to bow to him willingly.

Looking in mirror — he has many —

said, “LIKE what I’m seeing.

I'll make sloppy copies —

YOU THE MAN! beings.

Just smart enough to know who the boss is,

too dim to blame me for unending losses.

Thanking me daily for wanton neglect,

they cannot detect my selfish aspect.”

Hour is up.
Guy is a creep.
Check on his coverage.
See him next week.

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ON SCREWING THE PLANET

Never concerned with heaven on Earth,

Rand-ayn felons, increasing net worth,

billionaire geniuses indulging their penises

hell bent on turning Earth into Venus.

Is it done yet?

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TRUMPASAURUS REX

Trumpasaurus wrecks our economy.

Trumpasaurus, a dictator wannabe.

Trumpasaurus don't know no monogamy.

Trumpasaurus ain't no Sean Connery.

Trumpasaurus, an obese anomaly,

the corpulent clown in our SAD tragicomedy.

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The dollar has lost almost 10 percent of its value since Inauguration Day with roughly half of that decline coming this month.

- Washington Post

Loose Id-Thoughts At Beddy-Bye Time

Trashing the dollar was always my plan.

Putin’s got U-kraine, I get Greenland.

Let Xi do what he likes with Taiwan.

BB’s THE MAN. Let’s bomb Iran.

More rubble to build casinos in Gaza.

Be nice to Kim. Or maybe bomb him.

The Gulf of America. Great state Toronto.

J.D. Vance is my very own Tonto.

Melanie’s old. Gild her with gold.

Cover the wrinkles with chocolate sprinkles.

Market declines. Biden’s not mine.

Raise one more tariff. Make Arpaio sheriff.

They say he’s senile, how would I know.

Canal in Panama. That’s where bananas are.

Defund universities. They do diversity.

Hello, TRUMPocracy.

Good night, democracy. 

Solve housing shortage

deporting millions.

Democ Rats cannot be citizens.

Voter ids must be signed by me.

Wish MTG looked like AOC.

Marjorie's just too butch for me.

Ignore Bernie Sanders.

Shout “Media Slanders!”

So much to do. So very busy.

Haven't time ever to grab a pussy.

Must, furthermore,

pose for Rushmore.

THEY call me monster. 

THEY call me creep.

I got the cards. 

Read ’em and weep.

So much in my head ...

And so to bed.

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DON TRUMPETO NEGOTIATES (CAPISCE?)

Ya gotta awful nice little whirl here ...

be a pity if sumthin’ shud happen ...

innerfear wid tradin’ guds … sovices ...

shakin’ economies ... makin’ ’em novus.

I'm gonna tell ya wut I’m gonna do ...

won’t be no tariff between me ’n you ...

wudevva ya buy, wudevva ya spen’ ...

right offa da top I get ten puhcen’.

Glad we agree. Come see me laida.

I gotta do some guy's el-evada.

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NASTY SYMPATHIZERS

Elon and Donald

second rate duo

2-4-8-8

Donald goebles

disinformation

Elon’s salute

provides confirmation

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Apple had hoped to revive its fortunes over the past year with a virtual reality headset, the Vision Pro, and an artificial intelligence system called Apple Intelligence. Sales of the headset have been a disappointment, however, and the signature features of the A.I. system have been postponed because it didn’t work as well as the company had expected. - New York Times

Like GM and GE in their heydays

Apple couldn't do wrong.

There were product flops

but more successes,

brushes with death ...

we forgave them their messes.

And we moved on,

ever more keen,

while, sadly, Apple

regressed to the mean.

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INTIMATIONS OF INFANTALITY

If I turn my brain into AI,

I can be president after I die.

Imagine the savings. Ending elections.

No one undoes my prodigious perfections.

I will be president for all afterlife

freeing U.S. from political strife.

And here’s the part I bigly do love,

I’ll also be God in heaven above.

PUTTIN' IT ALL IN PERSPECTIVE

1. 2025 Estimate U.S. Population (including undocumented residents): 350 million 

2. December 2024 Elon Musk Net Worth: $400 billion

3. 2025 Approximate Retail Price Model Y Tesla (less tax, title, destination charges, dealer prep): $100,000

4. 2024 Annual Cost For Food U.S. Per Person: $2,500

5. 2025 Price Of Big Mac (less tax): $5.29

6. TRUMP 3-DAY TARIFF MARKET DECLINE: $6 trillion

7. T3DTMD Per Person: $17,143 (or 6+ years of three squares a day)

8. T3DTMD In 2025 Model Y Teslas: 60 million vehicles

9. T3DTMD In December 2024 Elons: 15

10. T3DTMD In Terms Even Trump Gets, WELL OVER ONE TRILLION McDONALD'S BIG MACS

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