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Saturday, March 29, 2025

Numb. 1367

MOMMA’S BOY MOTHER’S LAND

Though too young at the time to understand,

I remember momma taking my hand,

saying, “You will be president, therefore you should plan

to make state fifty-two out of my Scotland.

If your first marriage ends in divorce,

bury the bitch on a Jersey golf course.”

CONSPIRACY FACT, NOT A THEORY

Melania* has always been Russian agent,

an asset created for honeypot plot

for when Donald tired of first one, Ivana**,

who was, then, expendable and should have been shot.

Of course, Confederate*** came in between,

but Dixie and Roosiya root for same team.

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* Melanija Knavs b. 1970 Communist Yugoslavia

** Ivana Marie Zelníčkováb b. 1949 Communist Czechoslovakia

*** Marla Ann Maples b. 1963 Georgia, CSA

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