Numb. 1367
MOMMA’S BOY MOTHER’S LAND
Though too young at the time to understand,
I remember momma taking my hand,
saying, “You will be president, therefore you should plan
to make state fifty-two out of my Scotland.
If your first marriage ends in divorce,
bury the bitch on a Jersey golf course.”
CONSPIRACY FACT, NOT A THEORY
Melania* has always been Russian agent,
an asset created for honeypot plot
for when Donald tired of first one, Ivana**,
who was, then, expendable and should have been shot.
Of course, Confederate*** came in between,
but Dixie and Roosiya root for same team.
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* Melanija Knavs b. 1970 Communist Yugoslavia
** Ivana Marie Zelníčkováb b. 1949 Communist Czechoslovakia
*** Marla Ann Maples b. 1963 Georgia, CSA