Numb. 1359 The Impotance Of Being Donald (with apologies to Oscar Wilde) plus Draft Dodger Names F-47

As President Donald Trump prepares Thursday to sign an executive order aimed at closing the Education Department, his press secretary acknowledged that the administration cannot do this on its own. White House press secretary Karoline Leavitt told reporters that the department will not be completely shut down… - Washington Post 

Mlle. Donalda Deathknell:

I do not approve of anything that tampers with natural ignorance.

Ignorance is like a delicate exotic fruit; touch it and the bloom is gone.

The whole theory of modern education is radically unsound.

Fortunately, in these former Royal colonies, education produces no effect whatsoever.

That is, my dears, HOW (and WHY) I was elected.

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Trump awards Boeing contract to build next-generation US fighter jet
Trump, the 47th US president, announced the winner from the White House, saying the new jet will be called the F-47. - Guardian

Honest to Betsy

My God in heaven

He's calling new fighter

F-47

which may, however,

hit a speed bump

with all the world calling it

F-Donald Trump