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Wednesday, March 19, 2025

Numb. 1357 A Mess Age From A Eye Chart, A Paean To Elon, plus (sadly) RFK

(Cover one eye. Read each letter.)
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I never called Elon a “doge bag”.

Well, I don't mean it that way.

I suppose, sometimes, he could use a nose bag.

At least, when feeling his oats. Anyway,

let him go round, eyes set on Mars.

Meanwhile on Earth his head’s up his arse.

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The health secretary [Robert F. Kennedy, Jr.] has suggested allowing the [bird flu] virus to spread, so as to identify birds that may be immune. - New York Times

The more I observe how this pup carries on

the more I wish daddy had married Marilyn.

Meantime, why not give preschoolers guns?

By their teens we'll have means to see who'll misuse 'em.

Why not give kids measles instead of vaccines, and see which survive into their teens? Breed for immunity. Save the community. Pity to miss such a great opportunity.

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