Everyone knows I was treated unfair,
when I was “cast” outta heaven.
I was Archangel, Donald J. Satan.
Why — HOW? — would I start a rebellion?
I had a Tower, higher than God.
He shudda figgered sumthin was odd.
I gotta think he schlepped at the switch,
lisnin' t' Michael, that lying fink-bitch.
Charges trumped-up. Michael's corrupt.
There's toooo much “evidence”.
God knows I am innocent.
Perfect, as ever, in my behavior.
And, for the record, I was was NOT “cast out”.
I left to peruse flesh opportunities.