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Sunday, March 16, 2025

Numb. 1354 Trump Doctrine

There are two entitlements.

(I am not being wry.)

The first to be born.

The second to die.

I give you my word

on these guarantees.

Anything else?

Not a chance. Please!


NEVER expect

government help.

You need anything?

Do it yourself. 

Governments governing

least are the best.

If you don’t agree,

you WILL be arrested.


NON-racial slavery?

I see nothing wrong.

Provides full-employment,

keeps country strong. 

Slaves can be fed

two squares a day.

Babies in flour sacks.

What can I say?

Living in shacks,

dressed in cast-offs,

they will be happy

and better off.

No need for tubs,

no need for showers.

They’ll need to sleep

after their sixteen hours.


In MY democracy,

bank accounts COUNT.

You vote your income.

What could be fairer?

Slaves will still vote.

Based on their salary.

Which may be minimal.

They lose some, I win some.


Future elections?

No need for concern.

I still will be president

when Jesus returns.

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