Vladimir does not lie to me.
He says I look young.
Handsome and trim.
There is some debate
whether I’ve put on weight.
But I “carry it well”,
according to him.
Zelenskyy, you pudgy, Uke-Jewish midget,
accept that your prospects are grim.
Give me your minerals
or I’ll let Vlad’s criminals
have their way with your women and
children.
All down to you. Choosing your fate.
Old ‘Mutha' Russia? New U.S. state?