Why can’t I move Gazans to Oklahoma
and give them their own reservation?
They’ve suffered war and they’ve endured trauma —
Oklahoma would seem a vacation.
I’ll set them up with war surplus huts.
On the res, build them gorgeous casinos.
All they gotta do is get offa their butts,
start walking in a westward direction.
Once they’re settled, learned English, converted
from perverted Mohammedan lifestyle,
they’ll become good Christian Republicans.
(Although, inshallah, that might take a while.)
