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Monday, January 27, 2025

Numb. 1303 Donnie Develops (it's what he does)

When I buy a building that people live in

I prod them to move until they give in.

Or they can stay, take their chances with

the undesirables I fill vacancies with.

As legal owner, I must be unfettered,

allowed to knock down, rebuilding better.

Total win-win. I get, they give.

I build what I want, they get to live.


Give me the go-ahead, give me empty Gaza,

I'll build shabbat hotels that rival the Plaza.


( Suddenly serious, he dons kid gloves.)

Speaking of Auschwitz* ...

Why commemorate anything crappy 

when you can profit, make people happy?

Let me demolish it, build a golf course.

Real estate cannot be a source of remorse.


(He executes, smiling, the Elon salute.)


* which nobody was

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