Numb. 1300 Donnie's “Hawai’i”

Donald Trump says residents of Greenland want to be part of US — Guardian

All I need is a handful*

of Greenland plantation

pineapple growers

to text requesting

that I annex them.
I’m a great guy.

It’s a great buy.

When all's said and done,

another “Hawai’i”.

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*When I say “a handful"

I beg you recall

although I have two,

they are VERY small.