Biden was never legally president.
I was cheated in twenty-twenty.
I can toss out whatever he did,
saying it DID NOT occur anyway.
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I, TRUMP, hairby, proclaim and decree,
Grant's off our fifty, replaced by Lee.
For Southern avoiders of five dollar bills,
Abe's out, Jeff's in. (Damn the dude kills.)
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Oh, yeah, before I forget
have I invaded Canada yet?
And what about Panama?
What's with my canal?
Did those poca pandas
throw in the towel yet?
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Too cold in Greenland
to try out the golf yet ...
soon as it's Spring there ...
After the aftermath forever henceforth
Golfe du Saint-Laurent no more,
but Gulf of AMERICA! (North)
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Should I rename Israel America II?
It's just like the real one, except it's for Jews.
