Numb. 1289 Inquisition: Republican Railing At RFK Jr. (with, we presume, unplanned TMI)

Linkage between fructose and diseases —
Alzheimer's, cancer, and diabetes — 

not a single one among these frailties
has been confirmed by Republican studies.

These maladies are all known to occur,

regardless of fructose, with Christian prayer.
While this DOESN'T imply prayer causes cancer,
some could conjecture it isn’t the answer.
Nor has prayer, ever, been shown effective

’gainst something in this disease collective.
That, AS I AM SURE YOU MUST BE AWARE,
DOES NOT empower you to outlaw prayer.
Producing fructose keeps farms in business.
And farmers are Republican Christians.
To this appointment, I cannot concur, sir.

And having said that, Good day to YOU, sir!