Democrats Rig Monday Weather
Keeping Trump People At Home
Though His Feet Never Get Cold,
Donald Moves Crowning Indoors
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Kennedys Borrow Doc Brown's DeLorean
To Bring Ethel K. A Dose Of Mifepristone
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Rather Than Pay To Rebuild LA,
Trump Will Return It To Mexico
Reveals To FOX He's Seeking A Refund
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Trump On Truth Social: “Bird Flew?
Okay! God And I Design 'em To Fly"
Freeland Running To Replace Trudeau;
In US Nobody Cares And No One Knows
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Israel - Gaza Cease Fire Begins
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Israel - Gaza Cease Fire Ends
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And One Actual Headline
Elizabeth Warren Urges Trump To Beef Up Ethics Rules As Musk Takes Key Role — Guardian
The BYSTANDER responds:
Dear Ms. Lizzie,
Trump - Ethics? Don't bother! We humbly suggest saving your breath.
As ever,
The Bystander
