If Donnie makes Canada 51st state
which
“I can do perfectly legally”
what would WE do with THEIR maple leaf?
How would THEY treat OUR American eagle?
Would THEY distance themselves from foreign kilometers?
Could WE take OUR temperature with THEIR thermometers?
What do WE do with Canadian “U”
which THEY use to misspell “good neighbo(u)rs”?
Could THEY integrate into US society,
casting aside their better behavio(u)rs?
Would WE make a mockery of THEIR CFL,
fake liking curling and hockey?
Would WE have to say “aboot” and “,eh”?
Bilingual, no less? Offic'lly! Oy vey!
If there is no longer a border to cross
how do you police and enforce it?
What do you call International Falls?
Without two nations, it's idiotic!
What would WE do with Canada money?
THEY put THEIR Royals on coinage.
THEIR paper “money”, in fact, is plastic.
Hideous mess, this disjointed joinage!
Here, at The BYSTANDER, we think it best
rather than us “TRUMPing” Canada,
we, in post-Rapture left-behind sane states,
bid Donnie adieu and ask, “MayWE joinYOU?"
Yes, of course, we’d have similar problems,
but, at least, we'd be rid of THE DONALD.
