Tuesday, January 14, 2025

Numb. 1276 Donnie's Deep Thoughts

If I choose to make Grand Canyon a lake

by filling it up, how long would it take?


Could I curtail spread of disease

if I execute everyone sneezing?


If I send Don Jr. to retrieve Greenland glaciers,

would that solve our problem with droughts and fires?


Can I move Mexico farther away?

Replace border with moat and water?


If I slow down the Sun as it crosses the sky

will that provide more daylight time?

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When young I voted Republican. Democrats? Union goons and Ku Klux Klan. Camelot Kennedy? Not my cup of tea. (Frankly, I thought it a scam. I was, by default, a Goldwater man.) Through Johnson and Nixon I lacked conviction. For Ford and Carter I couldn't bother. Then came Ronnie. The smarmy carny, hominy nominee. Time to change party! Bush, Clinton, Bush led to Obama which led us twice to our present trauma. (Ignoring here Joe Biden's years, which Trump, the disgrace, will erase.) Labor's diminished. Perhaps even finished. The Klan is a GOP brand. Anger predominates. A felonious reprobate holds country's fate in grabby hands. Still NOT a Democrat, although I vote like that. An increasingly frail, flailing old man. I proudly am an anti-Republican.

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