Saturday, January 11, 2025

Numb. 1271 Re-thinking (i.e. Shrinking) Government

Musk and Ramaswamy sending agents across US government to seek cuts

So-called department of government efficiency charged by Trump to help effect radical government shake-up  Guardian

Elon and Ramy embarked on a mission to decommission the government.

This endeavor ever so clever a cunning Trump cover-up Covenant.

Elon a white, South Africa-born it is safe to assume, European genome enthusiast.

Ramy just skimmed Wiki-bio born in Cincinnati, Ohio to Indian Hindu Brahmin-caste immigrants. 

Following accustomed American premises, each would, I expect, see other as nemesis.

But like all self-made bro billionaires, they act/think alike so who the hell cares?


Working together, these birds of two feathers, will figure out whether and/or how to save us.

By Donald, they've been anointed and blessed.

Congress can neither advise nor consent.

(Congressmen, off-the record, distressed,

will, as is their wont, back-stab and vent.)


TENTATIVE DRAFT OF FINAL REPORT PENDING CREATION OF DATA PROVING CONCLUSIONS


Forget how you were taught things were thought to be.

This is how they are and they ought to be.


One really must pity a government

established of, by, and for the people's consent.

Ridiculous notion, it's proven disastrous. 

For present and future exigencies,

leave the mighty to do as we please.


Congress and Courts are no longer needed.

They can be kept, shrunk and unheeded.

Bold, new approaches by them were nixed.

If there are problems, let Donald fix

with billionaire input guys with most dough

always know best how things will go.


[Insert here a million irrelevant pages.

No will notice, at least not for ages.

By which time, I (Elon) will be ensconced on Mars.

My found-and-lost brown friend? Dunno? Selling used cars?]

Archive week of:

Search

Previous Posts from

About The BYSTANDER

My photo
When young I voted Republican. Democrats? Union goons and Ku Klux Klan. Camelot Kennedy? Not my cup of tea. (Frankly, I thought it a scam. I was, by default, a Goldwater man.) Through Johnson and Nixon I lacked conviction. For Ford and Carter I couldn't bother. Then came Ronnie. The smarmy carny, hominy nominee. Time to change party! Bush, Clinton, Bush led to Obama which led us twice to our present trauma. (Ignoring here Joe Biden's years, which Trump, the disgrace, will erase.) Labor's diminished. Perhaps even finished. The Klan is a GOP brand. Anger predominates. A felonious reprobate holds country's fate in grabby hands. Still NOT a Democrat, although I vote like that. An increasingly frail, flailing old man. I proudly am an anti-Republican.

Contact The BYSTANDER.

Name

Email *

Message *