Wednesday, January 8, 2025

Numb. 1263 Do Not Want Ads

Unemployed Syrian torturer
if needed could be debaucherer

proficient in skills still in demand

could be trump card in the right hand

seeking safe place to emigrate

would prefer one-party state

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Soon to be freed political prisoner,

QAnon, MAGAthon, toxic FOX listener

cannot believe Donald's a liar

seeking position as climate denier

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Handsome,

ex-Congressman,

devastating debater

seeking job other

than busboy or waiter

willing to do

whatever comes next

will go on daetz 😉

pay teens for sex😛

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Retired desirable middle-aged model
Experienced listener to infantile twaddle
In SAD relationship with know-nothing know-it-all
No interest at present in anything coital

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When young I voted Republican. Democrats? Union goons and Ku Klux Klan. Camelot Kennedy? Not my cup of tea. (Frankly, I thought it a scam. I was, by default, a Goldwater man.) Through Johnson and Nixon I lacked conviction. For Ford and Carter I couldn't bother. Then came Ronnie. The smarmy carny, hominy nominee. Time to change party! Bush, Clinton, Bush led to Obama which led us twice to our present trauma. (Ignoring here Joe Biden's years, which Trump, the disgrace, will erase.) Labor's diminished. Perhaps even finished. The Klan is a GOP brand. Anger predominates. A felonious reprobate holds country's fate in grabby hands. Still NOT a Democrat, although I vote like that. An increasingly frail, flailing old man. I proudly am an anti-Republican.

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