I never could dance like Fred Austere.
I hate everyone who suspects my hair.
As Rupe says in headlines NOW IT CAN BE TOLD:
I’m not only senile, I’m ever so old.
But miracle pills “Doc" Elon prescribed
can keep me viral, and what's more alive.
(Since meeting Elon I now comprehend
all that I missed lacking African friends.)
Everything presently's going to plan,
Forever young, I'm Dylan or Pete or Pan!
With my Niagara Falls of Viagra,
America, I am so gonna shag ya.
