Numb. 1331 Sense Your Ship

If Congress had balls,

they'd impeach Trump.

But no matter whatever

they can’t impeach Muck.

He's so unofficial

he can’t be discharged.

So whatever happens,

he’ll still be in charge.

Trump is perforce, of course, a reminder

of how deformed our politics are.

Many contend they love democracy,

while in their hearts they wish for a Tsar.

A Little Father, his boot on the neck

of any who show insufficient respect,

who would replace the former majority

which could not conceive and became a minority,

thus posing a problem that must be surmounted

by carefully choosing which votes are counted.

They love the flag. (Or, at least, wave it.)

The Constitution? Destroy it to save it!

Numb. 1330 One Flu Over Trump Coup-Coup Nest

Ben, frankly, said, “...if you can keep it”,

outside that closed-windowed, hot, humid hall.

And, for a while, keep it we did,

however, in time, all things will fall.

[Compare this we must, 

to “destroy it to save it”.

However unpleasant,

our species doth crave it.]

But let's pretend it isn't all over,

that moving forward “we can be friends”.

A Republic in theory, but with uncertain benefits.

Government “of, by, and for” us having come to

the end.

Numb. 1329 Trump Cards On Table: Russia - Ukraine

Vladimir does not lie to me.

He says I look young.

Handsome and trim.

There is some debate 

whether I’ve put on weight.

But I “carry it well”, 

according to him.

Zelenskyy, you pudgy, Uke-Jewish midget,

accept that your prospects are grim.

Give me your minerals 

or I’ll let Vlad’s criminals

have their way with your women and

children.

All down to you. Choosing your fate.

Old ‘Mutha' Russia? New U.S. state?

Nimb. 1328 Clipped From The Headlines 02/19/2025

Numb. 1327 Trump Foreign Policy (other than Gaza, which, once he's done, will not be foreign)

“Ukraine” is right, fully Russian.

Like “Canada” is the U.S.’s

And “Taiwan” is China’s

Both “Koreas”, Kimmie’s.

(As I love to call him

because it's so whimsical.)

I could take Cuba,

linked to Puerto Rico,

haul ’em into OUR Gulf

and sink ’em.

GOP's Remorse/Regret?

Start sculpting Rushmore.

They haven't seen

anything yet.

Can't wait to see Putin,

my dear “Little Stallion”.😉😉😉😉

We'll have such fun.

I am Napoleon.

Who, someone told me,

did stuff with Russia.

What's that about?

Howdid it turn out?

Numb. 1326 GOP American Endgame Strategy (A Tragedy)

The RNC does not like democracy.

In fact, we don’t like the name of our party.

Since, for some time, we’ve favored theocracy,

we have rebranded: God’s Only Party.

While a good president like Donald is fine,

due diligence dictates we look down the line,

anticipating some sad future time

when Satan reclaims that office divine. 

The Constitution must be amended correcting mistakes Founders never intended, White Male Protestant clergy empowered

to elect from their number an “Ayatollah” to oversee President, Congress, and Courts

(who, doing voodoo, with demons consort), so that we, nearly, may mirror Iran,

as these damn deities probably planned.

Numb. 1325 Libertarian POV

U.S.A. U.S.A. U.S. f-in' A!

This was sposta be a free country!

Free means no F-IN' vaccines.

No helmets, seat belts, insurance preems.

I buy and sell cheap: rotten fruit, rotting meat.

How is THAT government’s business?

Some n@%$ get sick but, hey, they eat.

Most will survive. I make a profit.

I gotta license my pit bull, my car?

I bought ’em with what I had left

after tax-bitches steal my incentive

then go ‘unh-uh!’ when I get inventive?

I drive 95 in my Springsteen machine.

I support cops. (If they DO what they’re sposta!😉)

MF Barney Fifes start pullin’ ME over?

That's me on the wall on a MOST WANTED poster.

Numb. 1324 DOGE Statement On USAid And Other Defunding

U.S. policy on fighting poverty

remains in effect and intact.

We bring efficiencies, curtail deficiencies.

More bang, no bucks. To be exact.

Wars on poverty — at home and abroad —

forever fraught with waste and fraud.

Furthermore they don't work at all.

Muck & Harrumph Musk & Trump herewith decree:

if you want lunch, it will NOT be free.

Instead of throwing billions at poverty,

attack the cause: the poor majority.

Let them starve. The problem is solved.

Government need not be involved.

AYN RAND INSTITUTION Statement of Support

WHAT, after all, is government for

if not protecting THE RICH from the poor?

The richest — by far the smallest minority —

must be protected from poorer majority.

As randy St. Ayn so succinctly put it,

“Caring for others? That's Christian bullshit.”*

————

* Not, perhaps, a quote exact. However the platitude, captures her attitude.

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Numb. 1322 New IMPROVED Pledge

Face Mar-a-Largo, kowtow, recite at prescribed hours.

I pledge allegiance

to the best ever president,

Donald J. Trump,

great American,

and to the corruption

for which he stands.

Our Empire invisible,

forever invincible,

with Liberty and Justice

just for people just like us.

(World, it may soon end. Almond.)

This just in: White House Reaction to Westminster Dog Show:

Who is this “Monty”? I gotta know

how come I am not “Best In Show”?

My coat is better. As is my physique.

I am more German. Say, “Bark!”, I speak.

Whatever the contest, I am THE BEST.

What you mean, Mealanie? “Give it a rest?”

I always win. As I know you've been told.

Why just last Sunday, I won Super Bowl.

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Numb. 1320 But What'll I Do Tomorrow?

Trump says he will appoint himself chair of Kennedy Center

“At my direction, we are going to make the Kennedy Center in Washington D.C., GREAT AGAIN,” Trump wrote in a Truth Social post. - Guardian

I checked this with Elon and he said it’s okay,

so here we go: Donald Trump, Artist!

Composer-in-residence, playwright par excellence

and whatever else I decide is required.

With Elon pursuing the day-to-day stuff,

with it being too cold outdoors for gulf,

with Rupert not giving me my own show on FOX,

I have time to explore my artistic self.

To paint, to sculpt, to choreograph.

My artistic genius given free reign at last.

Just one small thing, before I commence ...

changing the name to

DONALD TRUMP SENT HER

Donald Trump Contemplating A Bust Of Donald Trump

Numb. 1319 Memo

memo

To: YHWH

From: DJT

Okay. Here’s the deal. 

I’m taking Gaza.

Stay the fuck outta my way.

Whudda you got? 

War and disaster.

Four thousand years?

Crumbling like plaster.

I develop, I build. 

You do destruction.

Maybe, YA THINK, 

time for construction?

If you’re in vicinity

taking time off,

gimme a call, 

we’ll shoot some golf.

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Numb. 1316 Donnie's Totally Thought-out Gaza Plan

Why can’t I move Gazans to Oklahoma

and give them their own reservation?

They’ve suffered war and they’ve endured trauma —

Oklahoma would seem a vacation.

I’ll set them up with war surplus huts.

On the res, build them gorgeous casinos.

All they gotta do is get offa their butts,

start walking in a westward direction.

Once they’re settled, learned English, converted

from perverted Mohammedan lifestyle,

they’ll become good Christian Republicans.

(Although, inshallah, that might take a while.)