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Friday, May 9, 2025

Numb. 1408 

EARTH NIGHT

Land under the country’s largest cities is sinking. 

The movement is slow — sinking on the scale of millimeters per year … but the effects accumulate over years. - Washington Post


The Earth's a balloon and Trump's a pinhead.

What on Earth could ever go wrong?

Poke a few holes, extract oil, gas, and water.

We'll be alright, it's just a pinprick.

Thursday, May 8, 2025

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Wednesday, May 7, 2025

Numb. 1406 

FU TO YOUR PERFECTION

When Elon achieves 

    Brave New World II

        for HIMSELF, Alphas, and betas

with remaining gammas

    maintaining automatons

        doing the work of deltas and epsilons,

will Miranda wonder

    at “goodly creatures”

        or read them their rights

            and arrest them?

Tuesday, May 6, 2025

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Monday, May 5, 2025

Numb. 1404 

BUY ANY OTHER NAME?

Cæsar doesn’t require title.

Why then, by God, do I?

Cæsar turned into Kaiser and Tsar.

TRUMP MUST GO TEN TIMES AS FAR!

                                  
—————

Leon, L. Ron, Elon.

Trotsky, Hubbard, Muck.

Coincidental symmetry?

Some sort of plot?

Vowels, consonants …

what are consequences?

Marxist theology

to Scientology

to whatever

it is Elon is.

Sunday, May 4, 2025

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Saturday, May 3, 2025

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Friday, May 2, 2025

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Thursday, May 1, 2025

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Wednesday, April 30, 2025

Numb. 1399

LET BIGOTS BE BIGOTS

We will never be free of bigotry.

Hard wired. Part of the genome.

Baked into traditions. Sculpted by culture.

It is unfair, but it’s always there.


DEI (or whatever) is no solution.

Playing fields leveled invite retribution.

Since there can never be a preventative,

why not just tax it as a disincentive?

A hate-take on scam CO2 offset.

Nothing changes but there's a profit.


(While we’re on the subject of DEI, why then

are there so few white NFL linemen?)

Tuesday, April 29, 2025

Numb. 1398 

MAJOR PETE HIGSETH SINGS

I am the very model of a modern Angel Gabriel

a misogynistic gadabout missing marbles intracranial

Colorful, quixotic and it must be said quite flavorful

An Aryan philanderer with problems be-hav-iorial

I suppose that your could call me an avow-ed white supremacist

since I’m fearful of the people I perceive as nemesis

Were Congress e’er to query me concerning my peculiar views

I’d cheerfully assure them that I’m in agreement with FOX News.

An officer and a gentleman who causes damsels great distress

My relationships with women are quite often acrimonious

In short I am like Trump who is a little criminal

I am the very model of a modern Angel Gabriel

Monday, April 28, 2025

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Sunday, April 27, 2025

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Saturday, April 26, 2025

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Friday, April 25, 2025

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Thursday, April 24, 2025

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Wednesday, April 23, 2025

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Tuesday, April 22, 2025

Numb. 1391 

New Patient Notes 

Patient presents Jehovah Complex.

Fittingly that is his name.

Pronounced malignant narcissist tendencies.

Question to self: Mother to blame?

Believes Universe is his creation.

Unable to budge from ideation.

Obsessing about “cosmic inflation”.

Says he prefers insignificant nation.

Perhaps suggest needs a vacation?

“Created” space/time, became lonely

with no one to show it off to.

Dabbled with plants, fiddled with animals

neither of which he found fulfilling:

creation refusing to bow to him willingly.

Looking in mirror he has many

said, “LIKE what I’m seeing.

I'll make sloppy copies

YOU THE MAN! beings.

Just smart enough to know who the boss is,

too dim to blame me for unending losses.

Thanking me daily for wanton neglect,

they cannot detect my selfish aspect.

Hour is up.
Guy is a creep.
Check on his coverage.
See him next week.

Monday, April 21, 2025

Numb. 1390  

ON SCREWING THE PLANET

Never concerned with heaven on Earth,

Rand-ayn felons, increasing net worth,

billionaire geniuses indulging their penises

hell bent on turning Earth into Venus.

Is it done yet?

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