The Johnson nonsense?
We care not a farthing!
Posture sans substance.
Not worth our bothering.
Outlawing drinking?
What ARE they thinking?
Return to Capone?
Extended playoffs.
Sports scores galore.
Do you remember how poor Gary Hart's
one teensy tryst blew his campaign apart?
Do you recall when Bill Clinton's cigar
lost the election for VP Al Gore?
And now we have Trump, in essence, convicted
of blatant rape and no one’s conflicted?!
How, Gott im Himmel, has it come to pass
we disregard Donald's moral morass?
Why can’t I change the name of the golf?
Love the sound: TRUMP Golf Of Texas!
Ya think that'll piss somebody off,
wait and see WHAT my next step is.
The thing, you see, seeing I'm me,
who do I ask for permission?
I don’t do “May I?” whatever I
say I do it. No prohibition.
As to the cost of printing new maps?
I will make Mexico pay it.
As I did with my GREAT BOARDER WALL.
So what you deny it? I SAY IT!
To any who think I'm lacking stamina,
go, ready, set: annex TRUMPANADA.One person was dead and at least seven people were injured after a Tesla Cybertruck exploded and caught fire outside of the Trump International Hotel in Las Vegas on Wednesday morning, according to the authorities. — New York Times
no matter how “righteous” your cause.
That is NOT to say we endorse silence
OR the enforcement of repressive laws.
We recall fondly Mahatma Gandhi.
Though he failed, he tried preaching peace
to people unwilling who preferred killing.
Compromise being beyond human reach.
The cumulative failure of each revolution,
suggests our extinction’s the ONLY solution.
Of course, I am going to Bill Clinton’s funeral.
Melanie’s SAD that he’s dead.
Hold on a sec. Someone said Carter?
I guess I will go there instead.
Of course, I support House Speaker “Johnson".
If he does not win it's a shame.
Tell ya the truth, I don't like him much,
but I get it off saying his name.
Of course, when I return to “The Oval",
first order of business: call Vlad
to coordinate Ukraine's ending date.
So long, Zelenskyy. So SAD.
I hold Vladimir completely in awe,
seeing as how he disregards law:
invading neighbors, controlling lands
from frozen tundra to barren sands,
ruling over eleven time zones.
Folks, let me tell ya, that takes cojones.
Best of all, Vladimir brooks no dissent
and always knows where enemies went.
Off to Siberia. (Darker and colder.)
Or foreign lands. (Where they don't get older.)
Okay, America's less cold and grim,
but I want to make it perfect for him.
Like Danes or Panes could ever fight me?
Dumb-ass small countries — they can go bite me.
Me, Putin, Xi, we got us nukes.
Say “José" or “Hamlet" put up their dukes ...
Ten seconds. Knockout. Victory, me.
Greenland, Canal? Totally free.
Since I easily defeated Kamala,
it's only fair that I take Canada.
Have I got other claims territorial?
Wait'll I Finnish Third Reich tutorial.
My takeaway from Carter’s departure:
I have another 23 years.
Making America great's just for starters.
Last president. First of the tsars.
I die, in office, in two-oh-four-seven,
resume my place as God in Heaven.
Meine Erkenntnis aus Carters Abgang: Ich habe noch 23 Jahre. Amerika groß zu machen ist nur der Anfang. Letzter Präsident. Erster der Zaren. Ich sterbe im Amt im Jahr 2047 und nehme meinen Platz als Gott im Himmel wieder ein.
Academic Danilo Brozović says studies of failed civilisations all point in one direction – today’s society needs radical transformation to survive — Guardian
If we contrive somehow to survive
catastrophes of our own making,
How many, I wonder, will be alive
to pick up whatever is left for the taking?
Will civilization crumble completely
and indoor plumbing be butt a memory?
Will we don hand-me-down animal skins
and wear hand hewn, stone-tooled accessories?
will Donald and Elon provide a solution —
after rebooting the Constitution —
enabling thriving amidst destitution;
ignoring those who request restitution;
while unworldly Bernie rants, “Redistribution!";
drunk, Rudy grumbles, “Unjust persecution!";and Matt Gaetz, as ever, pursues prostitution?
Will there, instead, be a revolution?
