Numb. 1231 Collective Nouns

An Incorrect of Economists

A Self-Interest of Politicians

A Purposeless of Atheists

A Number of Mathematicians

An Irrational of Religionists

A Worthless of Statisticians

A Best-Guess of Scientists

A Goon of Union Supporters

A Slap-On-The-Back of Capitalists

An Emptiness of Philosophers

A Phallusy of Psychoanalysts

A Cooked-Book of Budgeteers

A Misunderstanding of Socialists

An Almost of Engineers

A Self-Absorbed of Performers

Ein Dummkopf of Thinkers

A Blow-It-Up of Reformers

A Toolbox of Tinkerers

A Forlorn of Democrats

A Menace of GOPers

A Reprehension of Representatives

A Senile of Senators

A My-Mind-Is-Made-Up of Supreme Justices

A Frenzy of Us Fogy Fussbudgets

Numb. 1230 Trump II Day I

Presidential Decree #I

January 20, 2025

Rules, regulations,

laws signed by Biden

I declare null and void.

Judges appointed

are dis-appointed.

Requisite force

will be deployed.

Saving our nation:

Slow Joe's usurpation

has, today, come to an end.

Those who supported it

I order deported.

As they say in UK,

“There, now I sorted it.”

Pardons make sense

for Jan 6 “offenders".

Arrests commence:

Dems, Cheney, Pence.

(PLUS any who,

I say, betrayed me

or in some way,

I think, disobeyed me.)

Marshall law

will be enforced

by pillow guy

Mike Lindell’s posse.

Terrific pillows.

He likes me a lot!

And HE does NOT

call me a NAZI.

Cabinet shapes up —

fabulists, rapists,

entirely fact-free.

In fact, like me.

Project two-oh-two-five.

So much to undo.

What to include

in Decree #II?

Disbanding Congress?

Closing the courts?

Include Pussy Grabbing

among Bigly sports?

Appoint Tucker Carlson —

for obvious reasons —

to head up my new

Department of Demons?

Has there ever been

anyone as clever as me?

Person, man, woman,

camera, TV!

Numb. 1229 Bliss

Judaeo-Christian “Original Sin”

was the acquisition of knowledge

when eating an apple is what you did

instead of high school or college.

Evil and good were understood

as facts absolute that God premised.

Ignorance, such a delicate fruit —

the briefest brush and it's blemished.*

For today’s GOP the answer is this:

Basking in fantasy, the abyss is bliss.

Repeal the twentieth century.

Trump is God's plenipotentiary.

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* “I do not approve of anything that tampers with natural ignorance. Ignorance is like a delicate exotic fruit; touch it and the bloom is gone." -- Lady Bracknell, The Importance Of Being Earnest, Oscar Wilde

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Numb. 1228 Advise And Consent

I am okay with ignoring advice

from the Senate and everyone else.

I am content with my own consent,

whatever I want, the answer is yes.

If I wish, I can close Congress,

replace it with Fox & Friends,

disband Civil Service, remove a judge.

I have the means. I make the ends.

I am the Con in the Constitution.

Trump Triumphant, kowtow in awe.

You could call it Divine Retribution.

My second coming. I AM THE LAW!