Why do my picks need FBI checks?
Vlad said they’re okay by him.
And though I am pissed, if Dems insist,
I’ll run ’em by Xi and Kim.
Last time, remember, there was a problem.
Many around me were lacking in loyalty.
Lesson learned, time to move on.
Nothing but lackeys who treat me as royalty.
Inedia (Latin for 'fasting') or breatharianism (/brɛˈθɛəriənɪzəm/ breth-AIR-ee-ən-iz-əm) is the claimed ability for a person to live without consuming food, and in some cases water. It is a pseudoscientific practice, and several adherents of these practices have died from starvation or dehydration. — Wikipedia
Coming next from Donald, RFK Jr, & Co.:
do away with all food.
(Also, maybe water?)
Imagine the savings to be accrued!
Plus no need for illegal crop pickers,
busboys, or food deliverers.
And there’d be a definitive end to E. coli food poisoning.
And we could empty reservoirs and use water for fracking.
(We’ll figure out later what to do about fires.)
If we don't need food,
then we don't need farmers
which will yield a surplus of farmer's daughters.
Their make-great-again savior? A.G. Matt Gaetz,
rescuing them from worse-than-death fates!
This is butt a few of the many ideas,
these geniuses provide us out of their rears.
You needn’t be dense to deny climate changing
as you watch while Antarctica melts.
I repeat, YOU NEEDN’T BE DENSE!
However, it sure as hell helps.
You cannot o’ercome plate tectonic subduction
by having the state own the means of production.
The human attention span, if it exists,
is somewhat less than that of a goldfish.
Had we stayed in the trees
eating fruit, bark, and leaves,
we could have never become
“Destroyer Of Worlds” —
our worst ever notion,
seeing we have only one.
Nevertheless, from trees we descended
and, as a result, the planet upended.
Trump wasn’t there
when ex-wife, Ivana,
died in her duplex,
having tripped on the stairs.
Nevertheless,
subsequent wives
would be well-advised
to take elevators
going downstairs.
I am always pro-Israel
when I’m with Jews.
Tho’ pro-NAZI otherwise.
Why shouldn’t I
maintain different views,
dusting them off
as incentive advises?
