GOP views on vagina and uterus
do not surprise us nor are they new to us:
“Although regulation sticks in our craw,
here we insist on enforcing the law
defining high crimes and misdemeanors
for veegees and utes ignoring the penis.
If you don’t procreate, WE’ll legislate.
All female forms are but assets of state.”
Maduro counts only those votes he pleases.
(I, by the way, get all mine from Jesus.)
Why should Vlad Putin have all of the fun
while I’m forbidden to kill anyone?
They say that Xi will capture Taiwan.
Okay, when I’m back, Canada’s gone.
Say one fine day Kim sends south some nukes,
I might just have me a Mex-cident — whoops.
Everything’s fare
in love and in war
what else would I
be president for?
The asteroid that wiped out the dinosaurs some 66 million years ago was a once-in-a-250,000-century event; Earth is nowhere near due for another. In fact, smaller space rocks — not species-killers, but still big enough to cause catastrophe — are the ones that really worry experts.
The Guardian: Trump and allies plant seeds for ‘chaos and discord’ if he loses, experts warn
Spread of conspiracy theories seeks to foment early election doubts in case Trump loses, some Republicans say
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The Guardian: How Ted Cruz’s abortion record could cost him a historic election in Texas
The notoriously verbose senator has gone largely silent on the issue since horror stories under the state’s ban emerged
Darn Old and Hillbilly Pretender,
cloven hoofed. Both with an agenda.
An RNC find, this two of unkind.
Each believes he’s a mastermind.
When not philandering,
Darn Old’s meandering,
lying and pandering,
while JD’s slandering.
Their demographic? These psychopaths?
Folks feeling they’re treated unfairly,
happy to swallow fake biographs
while buying lies unawarely.
