Numb. 1131 Fragment From A Lost Travesty

er, TRAGED-Y

WASHINGTON (AP) Updated 1:07 PM EDT, August 28, 2024 — Special counsel Jack Smith is pressing forward with his 2020 election inference case against Donald Trump, with a new indictment that aims to salvage the prosecution after the Supreme Court slammed the door on the possibility of a trial before the November election.

 

RNC CHORUS

Shout Hallelujah, bust out in song.
Darn Old's Supremes must right this wrong.
Darn Old commands it! (Just go along.)
Shout Hallelujah, bust out in song.

JD

OUR Savior must be protected.

LINSEED

So he can be resurrected.

JD

He CANNOT lose to that bitch ... female.

LINSEED

Quick, stop the steal. He must prevail.

RNC CHORUS, JD, LINSEED

Sweet Jesus, please! He CAN’T land in jail!

DARN OLD

(ex FOXina)

LEGAL votes only in this election,
will assure my pluperfect perfection.
Granted advance Supreme absolution,

I will ignore the Constitution.
Free, at long last, to do as I please,
I can replace that SAD loser Jesus.
(Tried? Crucified? Before being raptured?
Me, I prefer guys NEVER captured.)

RNC CHORUS, JD, LINSEED

Shout Hallelujah, bust out in song.
More comely than Kammy, stronger than Kong,
Our god, Darn Old, can do no wrong.

Shout Hallelujah, bust out in song.

Numb. 1130 Trumps ADD Up

Darn Old suffers from ADD:

Adult Delinquent Disorder.

Symptoms apparent for all to see.

In him. In two sons. And one daughter.

Darn Younger shares his mentality —

loves killing anything greater than he.

Eric, forever son #2,

should, perhaps, have been left in the loo.

And Princess Ivanka. What's to be said?

If she changed sex, she’d be her dad.

(Not sure ‘bout the young ‘uns — too soon to tell

if they will join dreary daddy in hell.)

THE Poster Family for moral disease.

If they’re elected, stock up on Febreze.

Numb. 1129 Dear GOP

Please explain why your Darn Old guy

hooked up with two Commie ladies.

(And in between — not to be wry —

a Confederate “met” in the eighties?)

Of course it's a plot. Hot honey pots

maneuvered to weaken our nation!

If you reply, “No, they did not!”,

I say your brain’s on vacation.

Repeatedly marrying obvious spies

cannot be seen as just chance.

Levers were pulled, how otherwise?

It must have been planned in advance!

You want the scoop? Here is your proof:

Darn Old calls his platform SOCIALIST TRUTH!