Thursday, December 19, 2024

Numb. 1241 Donnie's Xmas List (batteries not included)

As Donald prepares to take TOTAL power,

he still thinks of others while in the shower.

He slathers soft soap on his beautiful body

after, of course, he has gone potty.

Given his fear of serious germs,

he starts every day on the cleanest of terms,

brushes his teeth, shampoos his hair,

shaving his face — the fairest of fair.

For instance, this morning

he thought stretching, yawning

“What Christmas gift

would heal a rift

should my proposals

cause those less loyal

to turn up their noses?”

His brain, big and brilliant,

his hair somewhat damp,

birthed at that instant:

“A RUBBER STAMP!”

“One for each delegation in Congress,

another for each of the courts.

Republicans only.

Let Dems be jaundiced.

I won fair and square.

They’re rotten sports.

Yes, it’s expensive,

but it won’t be bad.

I'll order them all,

‘Bring your inkpad!’”.

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