As Donald prepares to take TOTAL power,
he still thinks of others while in the shower.
He slathers soft soap on his beautiful body —
after, of course, he has gone potty.
Given his fear of serious germs,
he starts every day on the cleanest of terms,
brushes his teeth, shampoos his hair,
shaving his face — the fairest of fair.
For instance, this morning
he thought — stretching, yawning —
“What Christmas gift
would heal a rift
should my proposals
cause those less loyal
to turn up their noses?”
His brain, big and brilliant,
his hair somewhat damp,
birthed at that instant:
“A RUBBER STAMP!”
“One for each delegation in Congress,
another for each of the courts.
Republicans only.
Let Dems be jaundiced.
I won fair and square.
They’re rotten sports.
Yes, it’s expensive,
but it won’t be bad.
I'll order them all,
‘Bring your inkpad!’”.
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