Numb. 1239 Press Release

 EMBARGOED UNTIL JANUARY 20, 2025
(after swearing at in)
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Since Dems can never again be elected,

TIME to repeal the twenty-second amendment?

OR BETTER YET —

Given cost, bother, and imperfections

of holding never-ending elections,

Some people say — may I say I agree? —

TIME to return to monarchy.

Last president = first Emperor

(Then Melanie cannot tell me I “bother" her.)

Caesar was God, way back in Rome.

My TIME has arrived so I'll raise Roy Cohn.)