Inedia (Latin for 'fasting') or breatharianism (/brɛˈθɛəriənɪzəm/ breth-AIR-ee-ən-iz-əm) is the claimed ability for a person to live without consuming food, and in some cases water. It is a pseudoscientific practice, and several adherents of these practices have died from starvation or dehydration. — Wikipedia
Coming next from Donald, RFK Jr, & Co.:
do away with all food.
(Also, maybe water?)
Imagine the savings to be accrued!
Plus no need for illegal crop pickers,
busboys, or food deliverers.
And there’d be a definitive end to E. coli food poisoning.
And we could empty reservoirs and use water for fracking.
(We’ll figure out later what to do about fires.)
If we don't need food,
then we don't need farmers
which will yield a surplus of farmer's daughters.
Their make-great-again savior? A.G. Matt Gaetz,
rescuing them from worse-than-death fates!
This is butt a few of the many ideas,
these geniuses provide us out of their rears.
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