(Proposed text.
Key Staff Eyes-Only.
DO NOT TO LEAK TO MEDIA!!!
N.B. text is right aligned. Naturally.)
I pledge allegiance to the forever president of the New Christian States of America and I will endeavor to do whatever I understand him to command me to. One nation, under attack, but not to worry, we’re fighting back under God, and we're well-armed with Liberty for us and for others harm. With RETRIBUTION our go-to solution, we pledge to ignore the so-called Constitution.
(Plus, yada-yada, THE FLAG, the REPUBLIC. )
DJT
Respond with praise or not at all!