Numb. 1195 Darn Old, The Great Protector

Donald Trump vows to be protector of women ‘whether they like it or not’ -- The Guardian

Oh-oh yes I'm the great protector

of women and young girls as well

I protect them so much they flinch at my touch

and sue me and say “Go to hell"

Oh-oh yes I'm the great protector

Alive to a world that I own

I'm not to blame I'm senile I'm insane

And two I starred in Home Alone

I feel and I grab but it's all just for fun

Who'd ever think it offends anyone

Yes I'm the great protector

I'm not just a fake rich fat clown

Take it from me I am more than you see

I bet I'll look great with a crown

protecting you into the ground

I lie and cheat and I am all depraved

but people love it when I misbehave 

Yes TRUMP ... the women's protector

up there with Hen-r-y Eight

I suffer the women to come on to me  

and generous I deny them not

and we all enjoy it -- A LOT

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