Numb. 1198 O, Deus: One Odious Duo?

Reagan said, playing a part:

“Tell the boys, ‘win 

one for the Gipper'.”

Darn Old asked, straight from the heart, 

“Where is the sin

tipping a stripper?”

Would, in truth, confusion abound

had it been the other way round?

Numb. 1197 Apotheosis?

Were Darn Old king, that would be a thing

to behold as in days of old.

A monarch of anarchy, given to vanity, 

prone to profanity. Oh, the humanity.

Can’t you see Darn Old, tall in the saddle,

leading his forces in bigly battle,

herding the women like they were cattle,

confounding his court with infantile prattle?

The infinite glitter of his façade,

followers gob-smacked and overawed,

all in his presence moved to applaud,

even perceiving him as a god.

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Here I must stop, revealing the plot,

assuring you that a god he is not.

Abiding with him secures you a spot

in a hereafter exceedingly 🔥HOT🔥.

Numb. 1196 Darn Old's Closing Argument

What’s wrong with saying I want someone shot

if I don’t like what they say?

Putin and Kim do it — A LOT!

Genuine men make their enemies pay.

America needs a leader like that.

A red-blooded hero like me.

A rich autocrat to trump democrats

as Founders intended. Obviously.

I cannot abide “separation of powers”,

Congress and courts weary me.

I'm a nice guy. They die, I send flowers.

Democracy's pretty, but merely theory.

When, last time, I came down from my tower,

Democrat Deep State deprived me of power.

This time, surprise, TRVMP is let loose ...

EGO SVM IMPERATOR TVVS

DEVS IMPERATOR TRVMP
(God-Emperor Trump) 
Fabrizio Galli

Numb. 1195 Darn Old, The Great Protector

Donald Trump vows to be protector of women ‘whether they like it or not’ -- The Guardian

Oh-oh yes I'm the great protector

of women and young girls as well

I protect them so much they flinch at my touch

and sue me and say “Go to hell"

Oh-oh yes I'm the great protector

Alive to a world that I own

I'm not to blame I'm senile I'm insane

And two I starred in Home Alone

I feel and I grab but it's all just for fun

Who'd ever think it offends anyone

Yes I'm the great protector

I'm not just a fake rich fat clown

Take it from me I am more than you see

I bet I'll look great with a crown

protecting you into the ground

I lie and cheat and I am all depraved

but people love it when I misbehave 

Yes TRUMP ... the women's protector

up there with Hen-r-y Eight

I suffer the women to come on to me  

and generous I deny them not

and we all enjoy it -- A LOT

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