Under the Hudson and down the turnpike
to visit mom’s mom at the home
Just yesterday I Googled the way
STOP TEXTING ON YOUR PHONE
Under the Hudson and down the turnpike
was it always this far away
did you two shower we’ll stay for an hour
for God’s sake don’t say you’re gay
Back up the turnpike and under the Hudson
after we stop at the mall
then some football turkey and all
Another Thanksgiving Day
Sequels are forever regrettable.
(As are, for all that, originals.)
Only the untimely unborn
conceive past futures as livable.
Though they be octogenarians,revolutions devour their children,
and in so doing fling open gaetz
to calculating barbarians,
creative destructionists who
consume then succumb.
Moral being: whole thing is dumb.
Civilization provides components
making life better. For rodents.
Why do my picks need FBI checks?
Vlad said they’re okay by him.
And though I am pissed, if Dems insist,
I’ll run ’em by Xi and Kim.
Last time, remember, there was a problem.
Many around me were lacking in loyalty.
Lesson learned, time to move on.
Nothing but lackeys who treat me as royalty.
Inedia (Latin for 'fasting') or breatharianism (/brɛˈθɛəriənɪzəm/ breth-AIR-ee-ən-iz-əm) is the claimed ability for a person to live without consuming food, and in some cases water. It is a pseudoscientific practice, and several adherents of these practices have died from starvation or dehydration. — Wikipedia
Coming next from Donald, RFK Jr, & Co.:
do away with all food.
(Also, maybe water?)
Imagine the savings to be accrued!
Plus no need for illegal crop pickers,
busboys, or food deliverers.
And there’d be a definitive end to E. coli food poisoning.
And we could empty reservoirs and use water for fracking.
(We’ll figure out later what to do about fires.)
If we don't need food,
then we don't need farmers
which will yield a surplus of farmer's daughters.
Their make-great-again savior? A.G. Matt Gaetz,
rescuing them from worse-than-death fates!
This is butt a few of the many ideas,
these geniuses provide us out of their rears.
You needn’t be dense to deny climate changing
as you watch while Antarctica melts.
I repeat, YOU NEEDN’T BE DENSE!
However, it sure as hell helps.
You cannot o’ercome plate tectonic subduction
by having the state own the means of production.
The human attention span, if it exists,
is somewhat less than that of a goldfish.
Had we stayed in the trees
eating fruit, bark, and leaves,
we could have never become
“Destroyer Of Worlds” —
our worst ever notion,
seeing we have only one.
Nevertheless, from trees we descended
and, as a result, the planet upended.
Trump wasn’t there
when ex-wife, Ivana,
died in her duplex,
having tripped on the stairs.
Nevertheless,
subsequent wives
would be well-advised
to take elevators
going downstairs.
I am always pro-Israel
when I’m with Jews.
Tho’ pro-NAZI otherwise.
Why shouldn’t I
maintain different views,
dusting them off
as incentive advises?
Secularists find we are today
in the position Christians
insist they were yester,
a disrespected, discarded
(self-styled) majority,
persecuted by a
noxious minority.
The difference, of course,
is we’re right, they’re not.
We merely mock them,
they want us shot.
Texas Supreme Court Paves Way for Execution in ‘Shaken Baby’ Case — New York Times
Innocence is a mere technicality
which this court cannot allow to delay execution.
Were we to postpone this scheduled fatality,
it would violate the State Constitution.
If conviction is overturned post mortem,
the governor can then issue a pardon.
Trump sends
staff to Iran
to assess how
they oppress
opposition.
Also Afghanistan,
where it's done better than
even ingenious
folks in Iran can.
Then North Korea
to get idea
how to select
which uncle
to shoot next.
To Russia, of course-ski,
historical-orski
they do it more-ski.
Could be the borsch-ski!
In China
discontent
disappears
for years
without tears.
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ترامپ می فرستد
کارکنان به ایران
برای ارزیابی چگونگی
ظلم می کنند
مخالفت
همچنان افغانستان،
جایی که بهتر از
حتی مبتکر
مردم در ایران میتوانند.
그러면 북한은
다음에 어떤 삼촌을
쏘는지
어떻게
선택할지
아이디어를 얻기 위해.
В Россию, конечно,
исторически
они делают это больше
Может быть борщ!
在中國
不滿
消失
多年來
沒有眼淚。
You've got a right to say what you like,
but I've got the power to stop you.
I am the President,
I've got the courts,
I OWN the Congress.
MY Army, MY Navy,
MY Space and Air Forces.
Tell what you've got.
I need a laugh.
Against what I've got?
YOU. DO. THE. MATH!
Rich men are given
to carrying on, living
most hedonistically.
Case in point Epstein.
Case in point Musk.
Though never Trump ...
well, less specifically.
In HIM we trust.
It says so on money.
(Though for some reason,
funny and odd,
on coin and currency
Trump comes out “GOD”.)
AND something's wrong
with the pictures thereon.
Trump doesn't look strong,
trim, and fit.
In these grim depictions, putting it bluntly,
frankly, he looks like 💩.
He is, nonetheless,
our font of virtue,
living the good life
right to the brim.
A typical Christian.
(Albeit with money.)
How can anyone
not worship HIM?
President-Elect Wants Matt Gaetz for Attorney General — New York Times
How c(r)ool can you get?
As yet unregistered
repeat sex-offender
getz nominated
ass Attorney General.
Trump’s total faith
is unassailable.
Plus Wein- and Epstein
aren't available.
Newspapers are always shouting “GUN VIOLENCE!”.
Typical liberal media tactics.
What it is, in truth and in fact, is
advanced enhancements in target practice.
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Our Founding Fathersdid not invent“advise and consent”to circumvent Trump,our REAL president.Their TRUE intentwas to preventintervention by Satanin covenant government.
Senators, Congressmen,you must not hamper him.Act quick, don't think,rubber stamp, pamper him.
* * *
RFK Jr. thinks vaccines are a plot.
Anyone taking them he'd order shot.
* * *
Children under 18 should have a vote
which their dads can legally cast for them.
Women, of course, will have their own.
However, when voting, they can't be alone.
A husband (or father) must be by their side
to aid and advise and help them decide.
