Less than 24 hours after Donald Trump went on a bizarre rant about golf legend Arnold Palmer, the athlete’s oldest daughter dismissed the former president’s vulgar comments about the size of her father’s penis.
“I thought it was an unfortunate way to remember my dad,” Peggy Palmer told The Independent. — The Independent
Darn Old and Arnold's
personal putter
Darn Old’s astonishment
absolute utter
he’d ne’er seen a club
of such size
and he saw plenty of
Cohn’s pretty guys
who when young
he hung with for fun
faking/making
his hole-in-one
before growing
his ginormous gut
what you call
making a put