I beg of you, please don’t vote for my dad.
He is a very bad man.
A beast, a liar, a bounder, a cad,
which he can’t hide with orangeade tan.
He is a very bad man.
A beast, a liar, a bounder, a cad,
which he can’t hide with orangeade tan.
Without epiphany, fat little “Phiffany”,
Dad’s LFD: Least Favorite Daughter.
I fear they're afraid to come forward,
brothers, “Larry”, “Daryl” and “Daryl”,
'cuz Dad has them always over a barrel.
Stepmom Melania has melancholia,
so she is mostly sedated.
Her NDA is reviewed every day.
Needless to say, she’s frustrated.
Without a plan,
I do what I can
to stop this hippopotamus.
Sincerely yours,
A daughter, Anonymous
