When so-called “meteorologists”
unleash multiple meteor storms,
will left-leaning “Rothschild” apologists
admit this is how a hurricane “forms”?
That they're the products of evil forces?
(Much like the many such under my bed.)
I have this from reliable sources.
(Voices that argue and shout in my head.)
Trump/Pence — VANCE! — alone can save us
from Democrat Party onslaughts.
Outrageous plots to further enslave us.
According to FOX. And Musk X reports.
Come Guy Fawkes, the fifth of November,
if Dems even whisper they’ve won,
we will do things they will remember.
All the while smiling. I've. Got. My. Gun!