SUMMARY
We intend to ensure information’s reliable
by banning all books, except King James Bible.
Nought else permitted on our printing presses.
All women’ll be in ankle-length dresses.
And Electronics: VERBOTEN! Forbidden!
Pockets sewn closed so nothing is hidden.
No agriculture will be allowed.
Manna from heaven can feed any crowd.
Here on the cusp of The Second Coming,
we can dispense with indoor plumbing.
When we are in charge — O! GLORIOUS DAY! —
all those opposed can only pray
Chicxulub II is on the way.
