Soldiers captured, wounded, and killed?
Suckers and losers. Incomprehensible!
Heroes are winners imposing their will,
we're the ones who are indispensable.
I have said “’til death do us part”
three times. (That I can recall.)
But I know, deep in my heart,
restrictive pre-nup fixes it all.
My power as president: ABSOLUTE!
At THAT desk I will be resolute.
They say my best — my only — solution:
fuckin' throw out Goddamn Constitution.
