It is common knowledge
our Electoral College
is, in fact, very unfair
to Darn Old who has his real hair.
An Electoral High School
would be a good tool
or better yet an Eighth Grade.
But if we set a minimum
for voter’s income,
we’ll have it, forever, made in the shade.
The Founders never intended “democracy”.
(And in their hearts prob’ly prayed for plutocracy.)
Today we can end this disequilibrium
by making the country a condominium.
Giving most votes to richest folks’ll
fix little red wagons of Dems and yokels.
The poor, though useful as cannon fodder,
are otherwise useless so why would we bother
with any programs to benefit them,
raising OUR taxes. No thanks! Amen.
