Why, God, send Helene to Florida?
You do know DeSantis lives here?
Can’t You provide another storm corridor,
like maybe Haiti where we needn’t care?
(Haiti — wink, wink — You know what we mean?
You’ve seen FOX News on Haitian “cuisine”?
You can’t condone these “eating habits”.
Dogs and cats? Never! They are not rabbits.
Oh! My! God! You are allergic? With regrets,
Your heaven forbids household pets?)
In DeSantis’s Florida we worship You, Lord.
We know You’re okay with our Medicare fraud.
Dear God, if You please, take Helene in tow
and send her toward Haiti. Or Mexico.
Lands filled with people who are disposable.
Send them Helene. They're sooo decomposable.
