Guardian: Trump hawks $100 commemorative coins in latest hunt for cashThe latest addition to the Trump entrepreneurial universe – one that four bankruptcies and a recent financial fraud conviction only begin to attest to – display a profile of the former president’s face and an image of the White House with the words “In God we Trust”.
DarnOldCoin®, my new funny money.
Hurry, get yours, don't be a dummy.
You’d think, by now, my “misadventures”
would have completely depleted my purse.
Say I invest in Rudy’s dentures ...
maybe unwise, but I have done worse.
On Wall Street they call it a “pump and dump” –
pretend a success, then screw the chumps.
Coins show my profile in bas-relief
plus a depiction of Rudy's teeth.
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