WILL WE SURVIVE the 2025
plan Ayn Rand could have strived to contrive
repealing the 20th century
with Darn Old her plenipotentiary?
Darn Old is essential —
tho’ not presidential,
in any conventional sense.
His speech tangential,
when not pestilential.
His mouth? Too full of flatulence.
Vengefully leading a loud Randy crowd —
no sharing nor caring to be allowed —
celebrating hump-free-all laissez-faire
an inflated, pretentious, half-baked “billionaire",
a self-detonating, flailing debater,
this confidence man, this ninth- or tenth-rater,
this self-reverential “liberator-dictator",
if he’s elected the country’s past tense.
I hate to say it, but “Bring back Mike Pence!”
