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Darn Old hates Hatians above all other nations.
He's completely convinced they eat cats.
Fearing they could seize his favorite pussies,
he frantically waves pudgy paws shouting, “SCAT!”
Does Darn Old have his own gun?
Would Secret Service trust him with one?
His sad old brain is so clearly kaput,
they fear he’ll shoot himself in the foot.
Contrary to all that you may have read:
food pois’ning can not make a brain worm drop dead.
Kennedy case coroner said, “In my opinion,
the wee beastie died of malnutrition.”
Full grown human beings are mostly deplorable,
tho’ babies (like kittens) at times seem adorable.
Elon Musk does not have “free will”.
Capitalists do not DO free.
And if this “will” came with a bill
what would cost-benefit be?
Since there could never — ever! — be any,
He would not part with a single penny.
