Numb. 1143 Leftovers

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Darn Old hates Hatians above all other nations.

He's completely convinced they eat cats.

Fearing they could seize his favorite pussies,

he frantically waves pudgy paws shouting, “SCAT!”

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Does Darn Old have his own gun?

Would Secret Service trust him with one?

His sad old brain is so clearly kaput,

they fear he’ll shoot himself in the foot.

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Contrary to all that you may have read:

food pois’ning can not make a brain worm drop dead.

Kennedy case coroner said, “In my opinion,

the wee beastie died of malnutrition.”

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Full grown human beings are mostly deplorable,

tho’ babies (like kittens) at times seem adorable.

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Elon Musk does not have “free will”.

Capitalists do not DO free.

And if this “will” came with a bill

what would cost-benefit be?

Since there could never — ever! — be any,

He would not part with a single penny.