Everyone knows Haitians have rabies
from eating our pet cats and dogs.
But did you know they also eat babies,
in violation of various laws?
Practicing voodoo, consorting with zombies
while talking some sort of « French »,
streaming ashore from maritime convoys.
Gauloises and garlic, God-awful stench.
Short of draining the Caribbean
how do we get them to stop?
This is a task so Sisyphean,
it needs something other than mere agitprop.
As always, Darn Old has the solution,
speaking in perfect circumlocution,
skillfully weighing his haw and his hem,
instructing his minions, “Lock, load, and SHOO THEM."
