Friday, September 13, 2024

Numb. 1141 Haiti? MUST Hate!

Everyone knows Haitians have rabies

from eating our pet cats and dogs.

But did you know they also eat babies,

in violation of various laws?

Practicing voodoo, consorting with zombies

while talking some sort of « French »,
streaming ashore from maritime convoys.

Gauloises and garlic, God-awful stench.

Short of draining the Caribbean

how do we get them to stop?

This is a task so Sisyphean,

it needs something other than mere agitprop.


As always, Darn Old has the solution,

speaking in perfect circumlocution,

skillfully weighing his haw and his hem,

instructing his minions, “Lock, load, and SHOO THEM."

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