Darn Old will win the World Series,
tho' he will never play ball.
He, after all, won the Cup Stanley.
At least. I believe. I recall.
Then there was the Bowl Super.
The Derby. And Indianapolis.
He’s NBA Champ. The little scamp
is absolutely fantabulous.
If Kamala wins, if vote is corrupt,
he’ll huff and puff and blow us all up.
I have in life but one ambition
after November's successful sedition:
to sit at attention there by his locker.
(Unless, of course, he wants to talk soccer.)
