Numb. 1139 After Election Is Over

“Big House” or White House? That is the question.
Where next will Darn Old reside?
“Perhaps a whorehouse,” I hear your suggestion.

For the moment, let’s … put that aside.

Can you picture him at Club Fed,
sweeping the floor, making his bed?
Begging a guard to lend him a comb?
Whimpering, “Please, I wanna go home.”?

Can't you just see him taking a shower
wishing he still had pardoning power?
And in the yard with whom will he hang?
The Crips? The Bloods? A white power gang?

When at his table in the canteen,
will he commune with MS-13?
What will he choose for prison tattoos
to show interviewers on FOX ’snot News?

Will he still thrive if homeboys and hombres
hand him over to rampaging zombies?
Most likely, deploying ill-gotten pelf,
he will he remain his despicable self.