Maduro counts only those votes he pleases.
(I, by the way, get all mine from Jesus.)
Why should Vlad Putin have all of the fun
while I’m forbidden to kill anyone?
They say that Xi will capture Taiwan.
Okay, when I’m back, Canada’s gone.
Say one fine day Kim sends south some nukes,
I might just have me a Mex-cident — whoops.
Everything’s fare
in love and in war
what else would I
be president for?
