Darn Old and Hillbilly Pretender,
cloven hoofed. Both with an agenda.
An RNC find, this two of unkind.
Each believes he’s a mastermind.
When not philandering,
Darn Old’s meandering,
lying and pandering,
while JD’s slandering.
Their demographic? These psychopaths?
Folks feeling they’re treated unfairly,
happy to swallow fake biographs
while buying lies unawarely.
