Please explain why your Darn Old guy
hooked up with two Commie ladies.
(And in between — not to be wry —
a Confederate “met” in the eighties?)
Of course it's a plot. Hot honey pots
maneuvered to weaken our nation!
If you reply, “No, they did not!”,
I say your brain’s on vacation.
Repeatedly marrying obvious spies
cannot be seen as just chance.
Levers were pulled, how otherwise?
It must have been planned in advance!
You want the scoop? Here is your proof:
Darn Old calls his platform SOCIALIST TRUTH!
