Saturday, May 15, 2021

Numb. 1121 Taxes (or Submitted For Your Approval)

Three Amigos

I want to pay taxes. I love this country. — Irving Berlin

Stumbling and Mumbling

January 01, 2016

Thursday, May 13, 2021

Numb. 1120 Futurity

WE SAPIENS [sic] can delay our extinction.
But is that a good idea?
Not that we can ever distinguish
good and bad, our record makes clear.
If acting on instinct we extinct our species 
what will evolve to replace us?
Whatever it is, will it speak English,
read the King James, divide into races?
(Bright shining faces, knowing their places?)
Will our replacements bring peace to the planet?
I call that unlikely since peace can not
exist where life persists. 
Life requires conflict, not prissy sissies.
Some other critter could do just as well,
turning the world into a hell.
There being nothing special about us,
I posit the Earth will go on without us.
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Wednesday, May 12, 2021

Numb. 1119 Andrea Doria Rhymes With Euphoria

OPTIMISTS SEEM to enjoy disappointment.
Which, to me, is perverse.
A pessimist realizes everything's bad
and tries to avoid making it worse.

Optimists wallow in magical thinking,
in wishing, in hoping, in prayer.
Rather than swallow “It'll get better”,
pessimists plead Candide by Voltaire.
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Tuesday, May 11, 2021

Numb. 1118 Write-in Voting Wrongs

IF YOU CAN NOT WIN by playing fair,
then you are entitled to cheat.
Knowing that you can never do wrong,
you do what you've got to to prevent defeat.

Whether you're Houston, whether you're Brady,
or an also-ran nag in some faded Derby
especially since you might have won anyway,
why choose to lose when cheating's child's play.

Under our system when people vote
everyone's vote counts the same!
How is this fair to millionaires?
Men who've got lots more skin in the game?

Poor people's votes must be kept to a minimum.
Convert Constitution to Condominium.
Whether you're naturalized or vote by birth,
your vote will amount to your net worth.
If you do not pay taxes — I can't be troubled! —
then, ipso facto, your vote will be doubled.
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Monday, May 10, 2021

Numb. 1117 Random Ideas For A Still More Perfect Union 2.0

ONCE DEMOCRAT PARTY is all outlawed,
we will never again gerrymander.
Every House seat will be perfectly safe.
(However, we'll still pander and slander.)

With voting limited to white men descended
from voters in our first election
and Johnny-come-latelies purged from the rolls, 
we will return to the Founders' conception.

What could be finer than war with China
while there's still a slight chance we could win it?
It's just an idea … but Kim's North Korea,
would be an ideal place to begin it.

As we read Ezequiel,
all else being equal:
Trump's second coming —
The Lord's prequel sequel.
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Sunday, May 9, 2021

Numb. 1116 Protocols Of GOP Deadenders

WHEN CAN GOP again,
call climate change a China scam?
Burning coal and spewing gas
cannot wreck the world that fast!

Round about FOX channels go;
into poison'd discourse throw
“Linseed” Graham, “Dodger” Stone
to prove we've nothing to atone.
Boasts and lies swirl in the pot.
This we need to do, a lot.

Double, double toil and trouble;
fire burn, and cauldron bubble.
FOX fillets of fake news make
THE SQUAD burn at the stake;
lies of Newt and alt-right blogs;
Covid bats and Lincoln logs;
Mitch's chin; Ted Cruz's “thing”;
Hawley's fist; Cheney's singing
form a charm of woeful trouble,
like a hell-broth boil and bubble.

Double, double toil and trouble;
fire burn, and cauldron bubble.
Despite the likes of Michael Wolff,
what we've done is bullet proof.
Incite a riot on a lark;
pillow talk of oligarch;
Stephen Miller, though a Jew,
a true NAZI through and through;
in perfect speech this past Jan. 6
from Donald's lips upon Ellipse,
“The outcome is still up for grabs.
In you I trust, brave Proudful Lads.
Grab ye must, or I'll be SAD.
Don't let Dems let brown kids in.
Brown skin is reptilian.
Double, double toil and trouble;
fire burn and cauldron bubble.
Cool it with antifa blood.
No harm done. Understood?”
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