Thursday, April 8, 2021

Numb. 1094 GOP Voter Suppression (Plan B)

OKAY, SO MEBBE, we cain't change the law
t' stop you-know-whos votin'.
The lyin'-est goldurn LIBRUL press
gloats when revealin' our sugar coatin'
whatever measures we try to deploy
t' kip down them folks our daddies called “Boy!”.

Therefore, we gotta discourage 'EM
from getting Covid injections.
We gotta say “Tuskegee syphilis” 
'n' question injectors actu'l intentions.
Don't need no laws, thas whut I say. 
Ain't gonna vote if they dead, anyway.

Wednesday, April 7, 2021

Numb. 1093 Where is the DEEP STATE when you need it most?

ON THE FATAL DAY when Donald was born,
at 10:54 on that June 14 morn
why didn't DEEP STATE use Doc Brown's DeLorean?
A wee pillow placed on the bairn's little head
would have been better than what happened instead.

And as a bonus we'd have been spared the lowness
of his foisting Junior, Ivanka, and Eric upon us.

Tuesday, April 6, 2021

Numb. 1092 Philosophy (Our Prosperous Phosphorus Folly)

SLASH AND BURN and then move on.
Whacha call civilization?
Use it all until everything's gone.
Waste no time on cogitation.
The Earth is our comfort station.

Monday, April 5, 2021

Numb. 1091 Who, What, When, Where, Y (And HOW!)

IS MASCULINITY toxic today? 
Has it EVER been otherwise?
If you insist, “Men can be kind.”
Could be they're gay. But … never mind.
Boys will be boys, men will be men,
raping and pillaging with a few friends.

Sunday, April 4, 2021

Numb. 1090 Now It Can Be Asked

Charles O'Rear
© Microsoft

Do you remember when Windows XP
had a default desktop called “Bliss”?
Did Apple somehow engineer this?
If Redmond got spoofed, there is your proof.
Bliss = Ignorance. AIN'T THAT THE TRUTH!

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When young I voted Republican. Democrats? Union goons and Ku Klux Klan. Camelot Kennedy? Not my cup of tea. (Frankly, I thought it a scam. I was, by default, a Goldwater man.) Through Johnson and Nixon I lacked conviction. For Ford and Carter I couldn't bother. Then came Ronnie. The smarmy carny, hominy nominee. Time to change party! Bush, Clinton, Bush led to Obama which led us twice to our present trauma. (Ignoring here Joe Biden's years, which Trump, the disgrace, will erase.) Labor's diminished. Perhaps even finished. The Klan is a GOP brand. Anger predominates. A felonious reprobate holds country's fate in grabby hands. Still NOT a Democrat, although I vote like that. An increasingly frail, flailing old man. I proudly am an anti-Republican.

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